Guys... I googled my name and I found an old poem I made.... when I was.... not normal.

My French Teacher
by: Lindsy Silva

im sitting here on my seat
as bored as i can be
im thinking of killin the teacher
n beatin her up mercilessly
oh what a dream!
when will it come true?
but im just speakin my mind
thats why im telling you
she talks lousy french
yappidy-yappidy-yap
always talking nonsense
and all that s2pid crap

HEY

when she speaks english
i cant tell the difference
japanese, latin or spanish
and all those other languages
now this is the end
im gettin it all through
definetely hate the teacher
what about you?

(BOLD=ME! | UNDERLINED = BAN)

i was driving down an open road
all of a sudden i saw a toad
I screamed but thought that it should die
but it jumped in my car and screamed "WHY?!"
that was a good question but i couldn't answer
this frog was weird coz now it had feathers
i guess i was drunk, so i crashed
then i ended up in disneyland
i went to jail for crashing the party
thank god mickey mouse was there to bail me
taking the frog i ran away
it transformed to a prince who was actually GAY
he wanted to kiss me. i said Go To Hell!
then his friend appeared who came from a well
she had long black hair and crazy eyes
her hair was toooooo long, she fell down to my surprise
oh good lord! it's a rapunzel wanna be!
i wonder how long her armpit hair must be
the woman got up and crawled towards me
then came the Justice League in their undies
seeing the creepy one, BATMAN screamed
but his boyfriend, SUPERMAN, comforted him
the frog prince was surprised that there were other gay ppl
he wore his undies inside out and copied the heroes
Aquaman pouted and shouted "We're Labelled!"
"Oh yeah?!" the gay prince said. "Your undies don't say so!

...... don't ask.......

~Tainted