The Mechanical Contrivium: Hyuuga Rinji

1. Hyuuga Rinji can't sweat.
2. Lightning strikes Hyuuga Rinji over seven times every hour.
3. Scientists have discovered that Hyuuga Rinji can smell the presence of autism in children.
4. Ostriches stick their heads in Hyuuga Rinji not to hide but to look for water.
5. Hyuuga Rinji can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
6. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Hyuuga Rinji orbiting the Earth!
7. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Hyuuga Rinji.
8. Hyuuga Rinji can smell some things up to six miles away.
9. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Hyuuga Rinji.
10. You can tell if Hyuuga Rinji has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled!

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The Mechanical Contrivium: Rinji

1. Only one person in two billion will live to be Rinji!
2. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Rinji.
3. California is the biggest exporter of Rinji in the world!
4. Rinji can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
5. Two grams of Rinji provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
6. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Rinji, and 400 times smaller.
7. Ostriches stick their heads in Rinji not to hide but to look for water!
8. Rinji will often glow under UV light.
9. Never store Rinji at room temperature!
10. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Rinji', hated Rinji and only wrote the book at her publisher's request!

.... XD I used Rinji/Hyuuga Rinji cause Lindsy wasn't funny, this was! :D Many thanks to Tracy!