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| WILL BE MOVING ACCOUNT SOON!!
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| Guys... I googled my name and I found an old poem I made.... when I was.... not normal.
My French Teacher
by: Lindsy Silva
im sitting here on my seat
as bored as i can be
im thinking of killin the teacher
n beatin her up mercilessly
oh what a dream!
when will it come true?
but im just speakin my mind
thats why im telling you
she talks lousy french
yappidy-yappidy-yap
always talking nonsense
and all that s2pid crap
HEY
when she speaks english
i cant tell the difference
japanese, latin or spanish
and all those other languages
now this is the end
im gettin it all through
definetely hate the teacher
what about you?
(BOLD=ME! | UNDERLINED = BAN)
i was driving down an open road
all of a sudden i saw a toad
I screamed but thought that it should die
but it jumped in my car and screamed "WHY?!"
that was a good question but i couldn't answer
this frog was weird coz now it had feathers
i guess i was drunk, so i crashed
then i ended up in disneyland
i went to jail for crashing the party
thank god mickey mouse was there to bail me
taking the frog i ran away
it transformed to a prince who was actually GAY
he wanted to kiss me. i said Go To Hell!
then his friend appeared who came from a well
she had long black hair and crazy eyes
her hair was toooooo long, she fell down to my surprise
oh good lord! it's a rapunzel wanna be!
i wonder how long her armpit hair must be
the woman got up and crawled towards me
then came the Justice League in their undies
seeing the creepy one, BATMAN screamed
but his boyfriend, SUPERMAN, comforted him
the frog prince was surprised that there were other gay ppl
he wore his undies inside out and copied the heroes
Aquaman pouted and shouted "We're Labelled!"
"Oh yeah?!" the gay prince said. "Your undies don't say so!
...... don't ask.......
~Tainted | | |
| The Mechanical Contrivium: Hyuuga Rinji
1. Hyuuga Rinji can't sweat.
2. Lightning strikes Hyuuga Rinji over seven times every hour.
3. Scientists have discovered that Hyuuga Rinji can smell the presence of autism in children.
4. Ostriches stick their heads in Hyuuga Rinji not to hide but to look for water.
5. Hyuuga Rinji can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
6. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Hyuuga Rinji orbiting the Earth!
7. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Hyuuga Rinji.
8. Hyuuga Rinji can smell some things up to six miles away.
9. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Hyuuga Rinji.
10. You can tell if Hyuuga Rinji has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled!
OR!
The Mechanical Contrivium: Rinji
1. Only one person in two billion will live to be Rinji!
2. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Rinji.
3. California is the biggest exporter of Rinji in the world!
4. Rinji can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
5. Two grams of Rinji provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
6. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Rinji, and 400 times smaller.
7. Ostriches stick their heads in Rinji not to hide but to look for water!
8. Rinji will often glow under UV light.
9. Never store Rinji at room temperature!
10. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Rinji', hated Rinji and only wrote the book at her publisher's request!
.... XD I used Rinji/Hyuuga Rinji cause Lindsy wasn't funny, this was! :D Many thanks to Tracy! | | |
| Currently: Dramatic
Mood: Emo
Listening to: Fallen ~ Sarah McLachlan (EXTREMELY Recommenced)
Reading: Velocity by Dean Koontz
Current Obsession: Avatar: The Last Airbender
Quote of the day: The consequence of being me, the impact on my sanity.
I feel as though I am in a bad place right now. Not enjoying most of my time recently. I think it's a mental thing, but what ever it is... I guess... I'll be expressing more than I have to on my blog now. I've been planning on getting a podcast, once I get the mic ready/working. Don't blame it if it doesn't work though, it was $9 after all.
So I've been thinking lately. Thinking whether I should keep this writing up. I mean, I'll keep writing, but will I try to publish it? I don't know. I planned to, but now it's not so clear. I guess it'll come back, the feeling of writing. I've been rather emotional I guess, not out loud, but it's there.
Ever felt that you've been talking to people who seem to listen but don't? Ever felt as though you were naive enough to want something to happen? To deny? To simply turn away from it all? Of course you have. You're human. Unless specified otherwise I guess. What I'm trying to say is that, whether someone is going through stress over school or family or love, everybody has been through it. We have no right to say You don't know how I feel or You don't understand, because at some point, we've all been there, and a single individual does not need to take the spotlight, nobody is any different. We've seen it, we gone through it, we're dealing with it. It's all the same.
So... what's my point? I don't have one. Didn't plan on making one, just wanted you to know that I'm going through things that you've been through just the same.
~Tainted | | |
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